Friday, October 8

Doctors and Guns

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

Doctors and Guns
WHAT WE ALL SHOULD KNOW.....

Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.


Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80 million.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of F.B.I.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times
more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Saturday, October 2

Marriage?

What does it mean?
Why am I in one?
Is it going to hell?
Should I be in one?
For the Kids?
Love?
Money?
Sex?
Friendship?
Partnership?
Where would I go?
What would I do?
Why is it so hard?
Why am I such an asshole?




Friday, October 1

I suck

I only seem to blog when I am unemployed. Which has been more times in the past few years than I care to think about. The job status is good for a while, I hope...knock on wood...etc...

My blog does seem to suffer when I am working. After starring at a PC all day, looking at one when I get home is just not appealing. I nice glass of red tends to take priority. Speaking of...

Cheers!